Saturday, March 15, 2014

Don't know ...

We don't know who you are, but we know the day we meet is not too far!

We don't know how you look, but we know that you will catch us with a hook!

We don't know how you have been, but amongst us, love is all we mean!

We haven't thought of your dressing, but we know that you are our blessing!

We haven't thought of a name, but we know your actions will bring us fame!

We don't know what will be your traits, but we know that you are a product
of our fates!

We don't know when you will arrive, but that you are safe is all that we
strive!

We don't know when you break the cord, but I know that you will join many
chords!

We will wait for your first cry, and that I don't shed a tear then, is not
even worth a try!

We don't know how we will feel your first touch, but I will always be there
to offer you a hand to clutch!

Oh! All these feelings are absolutely awesome, and we are just eager to give
you a warm hearty welcome!



Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Mangoes in the Rains


He picked his jacket in a jiffy, as he thought it might rain; leapt onto his bike and zipped away through the curvy lane, much like Valentino Rossi; but his throttle was slightly decelerated when he started to think of where he was headed and why he was going to meet her, yet again.

It was end of May and the arid, dusty breeze was making him feel nauseated. He didn’t really want to meet her, but hoped that all was well with her. What could be so ‘urgent’ now that she had to call him up and deprive him of his evening siesta? And why had she called him asking to meet NOW on the hillock neighboring the station? And why in the world had she called HIM to meet at all?
After all, he was reminded of same place and time two summers back and how barely he had managed to escape abasement, on the last day before she was to leave for college – to study for two years.


 “I love …” he started, pausing immediately. Her face had turned curious and he already had second thoughts on continuing further. He found his tiny little bundle of courage, suddenly amiss.

“What?” she asked interrogatively, fiddling with her touch-screen mobile, connoting she wasn’t attentive.

“Nothing”, he nodded, staring at her touch-screen mobile, which seemed more important to her than his talk and then quickly fixing his gaze at the mango tree behind her.
“Maybe now is NOT the right time”, he said to himself, for the umpteenth time.

“I just wanted to know if the train is still departing on time.” she said, explaining what she was checking on her mobile. She was to be away for two years for further studies.

“Ok. So?” he asked.

“So what?” she asked with her eyebrows, creating a prominent twirl between them.

“So, is it leaving on time?” he asked, completing his question.

“Yes, it’s leaving in another 15 minutes.” she answered with a measured smile. “So, what were you gabbling? Ahh, yes, something about love, right? So, what do you love, chum? Have you found a girl already?” she asked mockingly.

There are some things which one just doesn’t realize on one’s own, until someone else makes one think.
He was thinking – the word ‘chum’ had just about woken him from his haze. And, she was referring to another girl!

He looked at her, almost dumbstruck.
The kink between her eyebrows, now, longer than before, made him realize that he still had to answer her question – what did he love! He had to answer fast and more so, he had to answer sensibly!

 “No, I was just saying that … I love to eat mangoes. In fact, I just love this season.” he completed, pronouncing rhetorically that he liked mangoes.

“Yes, I wish this season never ends. Why does a season change at all?” she queried.

“Well, I don’t know, but they do. But, you know what, while each season has its own charm, what I find most amusing is the transition from one season to another. The same goes with people as well, right? They change.” He paused. “However, transition is something that we always miss and follow only once something has happened. Well, I’ve failed to understand it as yet, but I’d like to understand transition and ‘feel’ it.”

The kink between her eyebrows had now disappeared, but her eyes had now bulged in bewilderment, still posing the same question – ‘What?!’

 “So, how often do we acknowledge the foggy feeling at the end of the monsoons; or perhaps, the mildly itchy feeling just before the summer; or the calm yet vivacious feeling at the end of the summer, just before the beginning of the rains?” He wasn’t finished “Or, how do you like to have a watermelon in an early winter or maybe mangoes in the early rains, or even better, in the rains?!”

He was answering fast, but clearly only slightly sensibly. She was perhaps now getting a sense of where the conversation was heading to – NOWHERE!

“You still haven’t answered me. So, what do you love?” she asked again as he plucked a mango from the mango tree behind her and they strolled onward to the station.

“I love eating mangoes – in the rain!” He concluded, justifying his verbose gibber.
“We should have it once.” he continued in a recommending voice as he thumped her heavy bag onto her seat and bade her, perhaps, a final good-bye. He would probably never see her again, or never want to see her again. He was losing her forever, he thought. It’s probably the last that I’m going to even think of her.


The town seemed to pass away in a blur in the alternating tree-shadows flanking the constricted road leading to the hillock. He was to meet her after two years. Did he remember how she looked? Did he remember how she sounded?

He saw her again in a quick glimpse. She was flanked by her suitcases, meaning she had maybe just arrived. She was posing at him and offering her dimpled smile, as she always used to.

His heart skipped a beat.

She looked exactly the same, as from his last memory.
Silky black hair, which had now grown longer; dimpled fair cheek, which turned rosy-pink when she laughed and tomato-red when she got angry; her magnetizing eyes, whose colour he wasn't able to figure out, brownish-green when she smiled and greenish-blue when she’d give him a jagging look, when he’d playfully un-clip her hair disturbing her otherwise effortless coif.
He certainly didn’t see her as a ‘chum’.

 “Is all ok?” he questioned, twitching his eyes, as the dusty winds blew into his face, probably signalling the oncoming of a drizzle. But, more so, he was searching for answers for disturbing his evening-siesta.

“You still haven’t answered me. What do you love?” She asked.

She remembered their last conversation, he realised.

“Didn’t I tell you, I love eating mangoes in the rain!” He smiled, implying that even he remembered their last conversation. “But, why are you so caught up on it? Don’t you have anything else to start a conversation? Perhaps, a decent boy you met while you’ve been away?”

“Well, yes, we can talk about that too.” she responded promptly. “I’m actually here to tell you something. Well,I love …” she paused

“Mmm, what do you love?” he asked, trying to be stoical.

“Even I love eating mangoes in the rain.” she smiled.

“Good, didn’t I say you should try it once?” He said reticently, plucking a mango from the tree.

"And I also love the boy very much, who told me that he loves to eat mangoes in the rain, some two years ago!"

She kissed his lips, hugged him tight and hid her face in his jacket.

The rains had arrived!


Tuesday, January 15, 2013

In search of ...


Lord, my heart aches and I feel very low,
Set things right & get rid of my sorrow,
Eradicate my worries and let me be under your shadow,
As I search for contentment, peace & happiness, right upto my barrow.

Life is hurtful, treacherous and complicated,
Yet I yearn for the moments for which I’ve dearly waited.

I feel ‘I hate you’ is what I desire to blurt,
But I long for you in my heart, which is now deeply hurt.

Why do I have to bear people I don't strongly ‘like’?
Though I should learn to live with it, as that really is ‘Life’!

Is it some talk, some action, or just some ego,
I wonder what went amiss since just a little while ago.

Is it the load of desire that’s diminishing the love?
Whatever be the reason, in a dumpster, I wish to shove.

Lord, punish me where I’ve erred, and give me the blame,
But alleviate me of the suffering and don't give me such pain.

Atonement is better than repenting, is what they say,
But mending human behaviour is indeed tough play.

Someone has to win & the other has to bend,
Lord, give me such strength and help me transcend!

I might be losing, as I try with all my might,
Yet, I must keep going and conquer this fight.

I will come to you when my head hangs low,
Just give me a push, because I want to grow.

I’m often at crossroads, so, tell me where I stand,
Approve me with vigilance, or simply, bless me with your hand.

Eradicate my worries and let me be under your shadow,
As I search for contentment, peace & happiness, right upto my barrow

Thursday, October 15, 2009

At Random ... very random - Lord Of The Rings

Yawn … it’s been a while that I've written or frankly, even made an attempt to write.

Had plans of making it a point of writing at least one or-di-cul (read article) every month, but after all, Creativity - like human excreta - should come out naturally (for those who have eekd, sorry for this wasteful analogy).

Have watched so many english movies and serials over the last 3 months that I have ended up asking my Mam for pitza almost everyday.

My American accent is just the pra-duct of kan-stant watching of Hally-wood moo-vies, only of course when I had the chance to watch TV; considering the busy schedule of Soap operas watched at home.

However, considering that most of my meager audience is of Indian origin, to save them (and myself) from the trouble of understanding (and typing) in American accent, I will not get into the pha-netics of the language.

So, coming back to the moot point of having wanted to write something, actually, have been wanting to write the below for a long time now. Considering the fact that I have been watching so many movies let me make this introduction a little more cinematic … a promo with a powerful introduction intermingled with select dialogues …


From the writer of “An Omen or an Ill-Omen”

Tangado haid! (Hold positions!)

and “Just penned it”

One Ring to Rule them all…

The unpretentious Author

Fly … you Fools …

Comes up with another Post

Mhhhhyyyyyy Preciousssssssss …

“L a d y o f t h e B o - R i n g”





LADY OF THE BO-RING


Background of the Master Bo-Ring: The Bo-Ring is a Ring that has the power to take physical and emotional control of the Bearer’s audience and grants the Bearer a super power to produce or write mesmerizingly enthralling Bo-ring scripts

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it.
It began with the forging of the great Bo-ring (…Soap Operas).
One was given to the Elves: Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings - quite similar to Baa from Kyunki
One to the Dwarf-lords: Great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls - similar to Balika Vadhu
And nine, nine were gifted to the race of Women, who, above all else, desire power

For within these Bo-rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race.
But they were all of them deceived. For a Master Bo-Ring was made.

(Chorus of loud sounds in the background)

In the land of Andheri (Star Plus and Sony offices), in the fires of Mount Gloom, the Dark Lady, Ekta Kapoor, forged in secret a Master Ring to control all others.
And into this Ring, she poured her cruelty, her malice ...and her will to dominate all life (not only all women).


BO-RING To Rule Them All.

One by one the free households of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Bo-Ring.
But there were some who resisted.
A last alliance of Husbands and Sons marched against the armies of their House-ladies.
And on the gangway to their Kitchens, they fought for the freedom of their Living Rooms.
But still, the power of the Bo-Ring, could not be undone.

When chance came it ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Rakhi Sawant (the 4th cousin of Gollum, although her / its looks would suggest her / it to be Gollum’s sibling) who would be attracted to any Role/ Item number/ Reality Show as a bee to honey.
Myyyyy Roleeeeee Jejusssss … she would cry all the while. (She also alternated it with Myyyy Item Numberrrr Jejusssss, Myyyy Husbandddd Jejusssss and sometimes even, Myyyy Kiddddd Jejusssss). She / It got the power to participate in all available Reality Shows.

But, rumour grew of a shadow in the East (of Andheri), whispers of a tagless fear. The Dark Lady had regained the Bo-Ring due to the stupidity Rakhi Sawant who was asked to remove it to be eligible to participate in Ekta’s own reality show called “Kkkaunn Banega Famous”.
After realizing that it (Rakhi Sawant) had been fooled, it (Rakhi Sawant) had vengeance in its head and had its mind set on getting the Ring back. The Bo-Ring had poisoned its already corrupt mind.


The story begins after Tulsi (Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi), Parvati (Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kii), Shaina (Kaahin Kissii Roz), Bani Walia (Kasamh Se) and even Bilbo Baa were left jobless after their Soap operas came to an end. On her 163rd birthday, Baa decided to write a book on her long life, “There and back again. Baa's tale.” - By Bilbo Baa.

‘Jai Shri Krishna, Concerning... Opera Actors.’ … she started, immediately falling asleep after writing the line. Around 2 hours later, she got up on her alarm. She was to watch a new Soap Opera by her former employer - Lady Ekta Kapoor.

Around 6 months passed and the serial reached an exciting point, for the 120th time (6 months x 4 weeks x 5 days) but a little bit of thought and Bilbo Baa realized that the story had culminated into the 3rd re-birth of the main leads and was at the exact same point as its first episode! She was now hit by the word “Boomerang”. What goes out, comes back, she thought.

Her mental torment was at it peak, but the power of Ekta’s Bo-Ring, could not be undone.
It drew even the most infrequent of audiences towards the Soaps till their brains came to a virtual standstill. Baa made up her mind that the Bo-Ring needed to be destroyed in order to save and bring back wellness and intelligence to Middle-Earth.

Baa rung up her fellow actresses to check what was happening to them and to her surprise, all, Tulsi, Parvati, Shaina, Bani were going through the same harassment. They were all getting a dose of their own medicine.

They all gathered at Baa’s place and Baa with all her experience, decided that the power of the Bo-Ring had to be undone to save the peaceful households of Middle-Earth.

The Bo-Ring could only be destroyed by putting it into the Fires of Mount Gloom. But, first, the team was faced with the bigger problem - getting the Bo-Ring from the hands of Lady Ekta.

Tulsi took the lead and decided that she would be the one who destroys the Bo-Ring. The Wizard, who joined the confluence (as he was now totally Bo-red of his comedy and was now only subject to the ceaseless Family drama) decided to help them in their quest to destroy the Bo-Ring. This was Ashok Gandalf Saraf (from Hum Paanch).

He came up with the idea of getting Karan Johar (of either gay or a lesbian sexual orientation) to marry Lady Ekta Kapoor - and that made a perfect match too as it (Karan Johar) did equally confusing work. The plan was to snatch the Bo-Ring during their Engagement by asking Karan Johar to grab it during the Ceremony, and then let Tulsi destroy it in the fires of Mount Gloom.

Getting the Bo-Ring was already a big trouble as it was to take convincing Shah Rukh Khan first. But, the bigger problem was destroying it in Mount Gloom, as Mount Gloom was the place of Orc-Vamps. The Orc-Vamps were normal women first, but they were taken by the Dark Powers of the Bo-Ring, tortured and mutilated and now a ruined and terrible form of life. They were the Uruk-Bai - the ugly fighting Uruk-Bais.

Some time later, 4 more people joined in: Jai Walia (Ram Kapoor), who was the Ranger, Mihir Virani (Amar Upadhay) the Elf with pointed Ears (not really as immortal as Baa, but had enough lives), Mr. Bajaj (Ronit Roy) who was definitely the Man having married umpteen times; and finally Balika Vadhu the (s)he-Dwarf joined in, Balika Vadhu the (s)he-Dwarf joined in, Balika Vadhu the (s)he-Dwarf joined in.

Bilbo Baa felt at home after she saw that Balika Vadhu had expressed her gesture of joining in 3 times in 3 different poses and from 3 different angles. It made her realize that this was an important event that was taking place.

Finally, Bilbo Baa had (natural) tears in his eyes when she saw the 9 of them and proclaimed: “Nine companions. So be it. You shall be: ‘The Fellowship of the Bo-Ring’.”